The Palm Colony Club was violently vandalized by a bunch of hoodlums tonight. The pre-meditated act included mail-box space invasion and the malicious ripping of an 8 x 10 piece of paper which was then viciously tacked back to the message board. This should have the home owners association enraged and baffled at the next meeting. The security level threat should be elevated to “shit we’re under attack” and the military should now be patrolling this area.
Unnecessary but very Gansta
Sincerely
B.B.4.L